I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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