He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Im part way to drunk.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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