I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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