Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
