you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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