didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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