There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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