Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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