Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Come on in and take your pants off
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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