Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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