Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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