Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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