: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
are you so shy because you have an std?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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