So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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