he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize