I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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