his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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