The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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