And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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