She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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