How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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