It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dick very happy bro
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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