gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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