Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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