i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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