so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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