I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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