after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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