At least make sure they are 18
Why
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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