If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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