just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He did a backflip because drugs
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