my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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