I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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