Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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