oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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