: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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