The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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