that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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