Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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