real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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