hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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