Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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