why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You brought string cheese to the strip club
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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