it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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