i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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