I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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