'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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