i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
