How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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