I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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