its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
