if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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