Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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