I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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