i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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